Crackers gave me Chlamydia!

Get your minds out of the gutter! It's the kind of pneumonia you can get from birds, and yes it's a different type of Chlamydia that causes it. Crackers and I were sharing our lunch as usual, I'd take a bite, chew his food for him, then he'd eat it off my tongue...nothing unusual. Couple of days later - fever, chills the whole nine yards. But just to keep me company, Crackers had some Aspirin too!